WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!

<div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> <br /></div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiti6hYxvRV0edMsGbRrbY3O6W84_k1ZQyn0WWn0cRrGhMV1V-xzl_sBbzxYP7w3xU9hdgE6WY9BARsGzrDKHMupxEy6HbaerwWSzL7x3FS1cf16PjDa6xhJNra78Q4kuC0ppxbBWkyVdU/s1600/chase.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiti6hYxvRV0edMsGbRrbY3O6W84_k1ZQyn0WWn0cRrGhMV1V-xzl_sBbzxYP7w3xU9hdgE6WY9BARsGzrDKHMupxEy6HbaerwWSzL7x3FS1cf16PjDa6xhJNra78Q4kuC0ppxbBWkyVdU/s1600/chase.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> Without a second thought, he takes off after her.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"</div> <div style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px;"> He lost 63 pounds that week.</div>

WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a repres…

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SHOW ME THE MONEY

<h3 style="background-color: white; color: #0066cc; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; margin-top: 8px;"> </h3> <div> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFtnkRtOeHbe8ynDC7UsR03NuvQuvDRLqE5K6MPV7TDqiDU2eOmpRTKATo-et7aKyXxFUNoFcgrHIqVSgtrFBEEx7RqWYfRtx9zB-5TEJbHig_WjLJ4atQdGCObudgWxsLxkkx81t4aJU/s1600/stingy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFtnkRtOeHbe8ynDC7UsR03NuvQuvDRLqE5K6MPV7TDqiDU2eOmpRTKATo-et7aKyXxFUNoFcgrHIqVSgtrFBEEx7RqWYfRtx9zB-5TEJbHig_WjLJ4atQdGCObudgWxsLxkkx81t4aJU/s1600/stingy.jpg" /></a></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large; line-height: 17px;">Baba Ijesha worked all of his life and saved all of his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."</span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <br /></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">So when he died, he was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"</span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."</span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."</span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">"You mean to tell me you put every kobo of his money in the casket with him?"</span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."</span></div>

SHOW ME THE MONEY

Baba Ijesha worked all of his life and saved all of his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So when he died, he was stretched out in the casket, the wif…

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BREAKING NEWS: BOKO HARAM KIDNAPS TWO BORNO FIRST CLASS EMIRS...

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ1OdXK0q970syVSYNCF4T6oGPZ0aZItanoovKnB_7JcnWVjfl4VnsTWtESFqLvBbQa_JRAK-hIB6bV6egGnPA8qJ_8GoovJGe3UlYYabvo5zJcxuGdPt44cTxY65opcQ-56nI95tKQj0/s1600/sisibunmi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ1OdXK0q970syVSYNCF4T6oGPZ0aZItanoovKnB_7JcnWVjfl4VnsTWtESFqLvBbQa_JRAK-hIB6bV6egGnPA8qJ_8GoovJGe3UlYYabvo5zJcxuGdPt44cTxY65opcQ-56nI95tKQj0/s1600/sisibunmi.jpg"></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> There seems to be no letting off from the Islamic Sect Boko Haram as they have moved against traditional rulers in Borno state this morning. According to reports, members of the Boko Haram sect this morning kidnapped two Borno Emirs, Emir of Gwoza, Alhaji Idrisa Timta and the Emir of Uba, Alhaji Ismaila Mamza. They were abducted at about 10am today.</div>

BREAKING NEWS: BOKO HARAM KIDNAPS TWO BORNO FIRST CLASS EMIRS...

There seems to be no letting off from the Islamic Sect Boko Haram as they have moved against traditional rulers in Borno state this morning. According to reports, members of the Boko Haram sect this morning kidnapped two Borno Emirs, Emir of Gwoza, Alhaji Idrisa Timta and the Emir of Uba, Alhaji Is…

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TIPS ON HOW TO SPOT A SUICIDE BOMBER - NIGERIA POLICE

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaswWy5mNSXYvfp3GJvmyTNu3_ILQDZJRkgoVQiUbiQKA_NOQzpUWZjrDsXo0ir28H7JbaCo59Qk3taWX94koUtWLD_HIF7oy6_6vAMKY9dcnocw75tZcOvQzwu9WfbNoAmcJol-_71Wk/s1600/frank+mba.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="219" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaswWy5mNSXYvfp3GJvmyTNu3_ILQDZJRkgoVQiUbiQKA_NOQzpUWZjrDsXo0ir28H7JbaCo59Qk3taWX94koUtWLD_HIF7oy6_6vAMKY9dcnocw75tZcOvQzwu9WfbNoAmcJol-_71Wk/s1600/frank+mba.jpg" width="320" /></a><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: justify;">The police has released tips on how to spot a suicide bomber. </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: justify;">According to the Police Public Relations Officer, Frank Mba,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: justify;"> “You can identify them through their behaviour. They behave in a way similar to someone with no future. Also, their mental state could present clues like the way their eyes are secretive. </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: justify;">They make obvious attempts to avoid eye contact with the people they perceive as their enemies and are always looking at every possible exit. Also, they are always mumbling prayers, as if they are whispering to someone else." He continued, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: justify;">“They show no response to any authoritative voice, command or instruction and their appearances can also be used to identify them because they wear clothes that are unsuitable for the present-day weather. </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: justify;">For instance, wearing a sweater or raincoat during hot weather, as well as slack or baggy clothes. This makes their body frames to appear excessively larger than their head or feet and as a result they sweat a lot, resulting from tension and stress of wearing unsuitable clothes.”</span><br /> <div class="body" id="page_content_Content9_oModuleContent_2_div_Body" style="background-color: white; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5em; margin: 0px 0px 1em; padding: 0px;"> <div style="margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><br /></span> <span style="line-height: 1.5em;">However, he conceded that there was no specific profile for suicide bombers, as according to him, they have diverse cultural backgrounds, religion, race, creed or gender, but they share some common characteristics that define a potential suicide bomber. </span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">Mba called on citizens to watch out for such suspicious persons whose   hands are often placed in their pockets, on the detonator, ready to set off the bomb at the slightest opportunity.</span><br /> <div style="margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px;"> <br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /> Mba said such persons may carry big bags or backpacks and often walk awkwardly, which is usually due to the unsuitable attire they are wearing and the weight of the explosive devices tied around their body. <span style="line-height: 1.5em;">He said they often carry out surveillance and identify vulnerable areas before attacks. </span><span style="line-height: 1.5em;">He further stated that suicide bombers have an unusual herbal body odour, caused by the incense used in the final rituals performed on them before their suicide mission.</span></div> <span style="line-height: 1.5em;"><br /></span></div> <div style="margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> </div>

TIPS ON HOW TO SPOT A SUICIDE BOMBER - NIGERIA POLICE

The police has released tips on how to spot a suicide bomber. According to the Police Public Relations Officer, Frank Mba, “You can identify them through their behaviour. They behave in a way similar to someone with no future. Also, their mental state could present clues like the way their eyes are…

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CHIBOK - INNOCENCE LOST

<br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-YLCRCvtQuhlm-6Dk_2euQ8WOYII54m572PrAUeweX3pbXpGHewahnyCtOrvUV9BOUs5s4Pp_Hgyqd5ka6WZGjReCQLofJRWXfyYWkKAYZXVmcvo6su1QhowLXjXyXMZkZa5ZU13bdnE/s1600/flower.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-YLCRCvtQuhlm-6Dk_2euQ8WOYII54m572PrAUeweX3pbXpGHewahnyCtOrvUV9BOUs5s4Pp_Hgyqd5ka6WZGjReCQLofJRWXfyYWkKAYZXVmcvo6su1QhowLXjXyXMZkZa5ZU13bdnE/s1600/flower.jpg" /></a><br /> <span style="text-align: center;">I have only just summoned courage today, this minute, to write this, because I was once a young girl, innocent and full of hope and eagerness for what the future holds. I was once a student, exploring my options on which path to follow, science or the arts. Once I decided on which path to follow, I did just that. My hope and aspirations, my youth, my body, my security protected and assured especially within the walls of my home and my school. I went to a catholic school and I was taught so many good things, most of who I am today is because of the nurturing I got from my school.</span><br /> <br /> I remember when on the verge of puberty, my classmates and I were all seated in the art room which had been converted into a mini cinema so we could watch a short documentary film, titled- 'Its Wonderful being a Woman.' That experience taught us a lot about ourselves as women, taught us that we are beautiful creatures, wonderfully made, that we are delicate yet strong and that the world comes into being through us.<br /> <br /> And so I have tried not to think about these young girls who were so brazenly abducted from the cocoon of their of formation in Chibok, Borno State of Nigeria. Their hopes, aspirations, dreams stolen by a thief in the middle of the night. I have tried to think of anything else but these girls yet they remain constant in my thoughts and prayers, I cannot get away from them.<br /> <br /> I have been in shock for many reasons since the news broke, that so many children could be 'abducted' at once, that they are female, that it happened in an institution, that the actual figure of how many girls were abducted cannot be ascertained, that they still remain missing as I write this, a week later, that nobody has been sacked, fired, charged to court for something, anything, mass negligence, gross incompetence, gross stupidity, gross ignorance, gross maladministration, just something, that nobody has resigned, that life has continued for us as if it is just another unfortunate incident and we need to just get over, as we do all other incidents. The more I try to get over this incident the more I regress back to when I was a school girl and the horror of it all is magnified. This will never go away. For these poor girls, their mothers, fathers, siblings, relatives, Christians, Moslems, this will never go away.<br /> <br /> I was once a young girl, now a woman and a mother. I cannot imagine the pain and agony these girls and their mothers are going through right now. All women are in this together and because we have been endowed with the strength, the power to bring forth life, we must draw on that strength and power to see us through this horror, we must draw on that strength and power to prevail and overcome. May God intervene.<br /> <div> <br /></div>

CHIBOK - INNOCENCE LOST

I have only just summoned courage today, this minute, to write this, because I was once a young girl, innocent and full of hope and eagerness for what the future holds. I was once a student, exploring my options on which path to follow, science or the arts. Once I decided on which path to follow, I…

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Now Whats The Word?

<div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: jubilat; font-size: x-large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></b></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwKSODRjptUw5v6apg016vHeJQ8rfoj6ppcs_pXP3iEUeuHeG_QZvHQqjWa3GMkIkPTPpoVlfHG1b40wSJ_8nS1-XBCcIoFH3lctIvQTaQ6C1-rAxuozLswXKA78g7Hd4L295ApG7TK7I/s1600/man+on+drip.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwKSODRjptUw5v6apg016vHeJQ8rfoj6ppcs_pXP3iEUeuHeG_QZvHQqjWa3GMkIkPTPpoVlfHG1b40wSJ_8nS1-XBCcIoFH3lctIvQTaQ6C1-rAxuozLswXKA78g7Hd4L295ApG7TK7I/s1600/man+on+drip.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: jubilat; font-size: x-large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">William: " Doctor I want to be castrated."</b></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: jubilat; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">Doctor: "What on Earth for?"</span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">William: "It's something I've been</span></b></span></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."</b></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">Doctor: "OK, but it's against my better judgment."</span></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"></span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i style="font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">William has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.</i></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #242424; font-weight: bold; line-height: 25.600000381469727px;"><br /></span></span></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.6em;">William: "Hi there, it looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."</span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">Patient: "Yeah, I fina</span><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">lly decided I'd like to be circumcised."</span></div> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">William's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!!!!"</span></div> </span>

Now Whats The Word?

William: " Doctor I want to be castrated." Doctor: "What on Earth for?" William: "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor." Doctor: "OK, but it's against my better judgment." William has his operation. The next day he walks down th…

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I Attempted Suicide Because Of Love Part1...

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I Attempted Suicide Because Of Love Part2...

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I Attempted Suicide Because Of Love Part3...

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I Survived Rape Part1...

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I Survived Rape Part2...

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NIGERIAN DRUG BARON TO BE SENTENCED IN JULY

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/30/06/43/6318327/5/784x2048.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Latex heroin-filled pellets were expelled from a woman by U.S. Customs Border Protection. Latex heroin-filled pellets were expelled from a woman by U.S. Customs Border Protection." border="0" src="http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/30/06/43/6318327/5/784x2048.jpg" style="background: transparent; border: 0px; list-style: none; margin-top: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 488.796875px;" /></a></div> <div class="img-wrap featured-photo l-feature" style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; color: #222222; float: right; list-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 40px 30px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 520px;"> <div class="portrait-image" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 488.796875px;"> <div class="photo-cred" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: auto; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; border: 0px; color: #bbbbbb; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; line-height: 1.5em; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-top: -3px; outline: green solid 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: right; vertical-align: baseline; width: 488.796875px;"> <i style="background-color: transparent; color: #666666; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><b><br /></b></i></div> <div class="photo-cred" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: auto; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; border: 0px; color: #bbbbbb; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; line-height: 1.5em; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-top: -3px; outline: green solid 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: right; vertical-align: baseline; width: 488.796875px;"> <i style="background-color: transparent; color: #666666; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><b>Latex heroin-filled pellets expelled from a courier by U.S. Customs Border Protection</b></i><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #666666; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">.</span></div> <div class="entry-content" style="color: #333333; line-height: 20px;"> <div style="padding: 0px 0px 15px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Apparently, a 45 year old Nigerian man, Kayode Lawrence, aka 'Papa'  who ran one of the most expansive heroin smuggling networks ever uncovered out of Houston’s main airport is facing a potential life sentence after pleading guilty earlier this year.</span></div> <div style="padding: 0px 0px 15px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">'Papa' ran the drug ring from<span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; line-height: normal;"> </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; line-height: normal;">a rundown house at </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; line-height: normal;">37 Glover Street on Nigeria's Lagos Island.He recruited couriers who were often college students born in the U.S. and raised in Nigeria</span><span style="background-color: transparent;"> – </span><span style="background-color: transparent;">to smuggle heroin into the U.S. by swallowing heroin-filled capsules.</span></span></div> <div style="padding: 0px 0px 15px;"> <span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">The couriers would fly from Africa to Europe and then to cities that are key points along smuggling pipelines such as Houston, Chicago and New York. They would then expel dozens of pellets while squatting in a bathtub.</span></div> <div style="padding: 0px 0px 15px;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: transparent;"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">'Papa' </span></span><span style="background-color: transparent;"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> is to be sentenced in July</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana;">.</span></span></span></div> </div> <div class="photo-caption" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; border: 0px; color: #666666; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.2em; outline: red solid 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 488.796875px;"> <br /></div> </div> </div>

NIGERIAN DRUG BARON TO BE SENTENCED IN JULY

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Triple wahala!

<div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFZn9xyk8vyKeNHGOUzmpq3m9wGuf0fULJ7DVMwIr_b4DVenyAGIxlUqwaal5FiCMApkhUzDC3IQCrj2whjYE7Fh3LkeADkFzXV4YC_1x0fyXzw_7yGRPCFEVhnJFPfGuAmCleeHpQTuM/s1600/man.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="163" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFZn9xyk8vyKeNHGOUzmpq3m9wGuf0fULJ7DVMwIr_b4DVenyAGIxlUqwaal5FiCMApkhUzDC3IQCrj2whjYE7Fh3LkeADkFzXV4YC_1x0fyXzw_7yGRPCFEVhnJFPfGuAmCleeHpQTuM/s1600/man.png" width="320" /></a></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <br /></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <b>Distressed wife</b><span style="font-weight: inherit;">: Doctor my husband is 300% impotent.</span></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <br /></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <b style="font-style: inherit;">Doctor:</b><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> <i>What do you mean madam?</i></span></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 1.5625em; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <b>Distressed wife:</b><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> Well the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger!</span></div>

Triple wahala!

Distressed wife: Doctor my husband is 300% impotent. Doctor: What do you mean madam? Distressed wife: Well the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger! …

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Nigerian Troops Combing Sambisa Forest For Missing Girls?

<div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt="troops ready for boko haram 500x224 Nigerian Troops Combing Sambisa Forest For Missing Girls?" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15671" data-recalc-dims="1" height="286" src="http://i1.wp.com/www.naijaloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/troops-ready-for-boko-haram.jpg?resize=500%2C224" title="Nigerian Troops Combing Sambisa Forest For Missing Girls?" width="640"> </div> <br><div style="text-align: center;"> <br>Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to President Goodluck Jonathan, Dr. Reuben Abati some </div>

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Masters of the Universe...

<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV_fUYJH2CCD8V-Trv4NBiXF1GKtt2_hkbT8EpLEe8f5ZNwKUCVL9t4e4UkMqfrXw2wDQTJfxqys7ZERC1Y-fuDuLeHs1podzm5PVOsHQKC8SnZgbK5sDljs3k_Z4dKI-P6Vqsobk5PnE/s1600/PP.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="112" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV_fUYJH2CCD8V-Trv4NBiXF1GKtt2_hkbT8EpLEe8f5ZNwKUCVL9t4e4UkMqfrXw2wDQTJfxqys7ZERC1Y-fuDuLeHs1podzm5PVOsHQKC8SnZgbK5sDljs3k_Z4dKI-P6Vqsobk5PnE/s1600/PP.jpeg" width="200"></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br> Masters of the Universe<br> <br> (first published 14.11.09 in The Vanguard Newspaper)</div> <br> I recently finished reading ‘The Law, The Lawyers & The Lawless’, a fascinating book by Dele Ogun a Solicitor based in the UK. In one of the chapters he describes an encounter with the ‘masters of the universe’. He was on a tour of the stately home of George Washington, the founding president of America, with Donald Easum a former US ambassador to Nigeria during the first reign of Olusegun Obasanjo. This encounter was during the Abacha/Abiola impasse; in a general conversation, the Ambassador casually asked Mr Ogun what he thought of the on-going tensions in Nigeria, and if he could proffer a hypothetical solution. He allowed himself to be engaged in the conversation when Mr Ambassador then casually asked, hypothetically of course, what Mr Ogun thought would happen if Abacha and Abiola were no longer on the scene? Well, that would be interesting Mr Ogun thought. Mr Ambassador then asked if Mr Ogun could think of a leader who would be acceptable to both the North and the Southwest and thus calm things down. While Mr Ogun was still considering the answer, Mr Ambassador suggested Olusegun Obasanjo, Ogun agreed that Obasanjo was indeed a good choice. Their conversation soon moved on to other more practical and useful things to Mr Ogun’s relief. Three years later, Abacha mysteriously dies suddenly; and as the Afenifere were jubilating and re-demanding their kinsman’s mandate, Abiola also dies allegedly while having tea with the then serving US Ambassador to Nigeria.<br> </div>

Masters of the Universe...

Masters of the Universe (first published 14.11.09 in The Vanguard Newspaper) I recently finished reading ‘The Law, The Lawyers & The Lawless’, a fascinating book by Dele Ogun a Solicitor based in the UK. In one of the chapters he describes an encounter with the ‘masters of the universe’. He was on …

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My Parents are siblings: Harrysong...

<h1 class="entry-title" style="background-color: white; border-bottom-color: rgb(239, 239, 239); border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-color: rgb(18, 130, 196); border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(239, 239, 239); border-top-style: solid; border-width: 1px 0px 1px 10px; color: #555555; font-family: "palatino linotype", palatino, "times new roman", times, serif; font-size: 24px; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: -1px; line-height: 26px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 7px 0px 7px 10px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB66-ROR7Rys9opP89QPVe97Ppih8e314WvpXISdWelFWSReFRAbS0iSwVWJ5ei_nANy-6QFs3exSIPAI8fFLzB-Dr83uvdScTYj4uh7F_AA4CgPTEQYC1HZGprlLQvPOJ_qvH6FIznb0/s1600/harrysong.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB66-ROR7Rys9opP89QPVe97Ppih8e314WvpXISdWelFWSReFRAbS0iSwVWJ5ei_nANy-6QFs3exSIPAI8fFLzB-Dr83uvdScTYj4uh7F_AA4CgPTEQYC1HZGprlLQvPOJ_qvH6FIznb0/s1600/harrysong.gif" /></a>My Parents are siblings: Harrysong.</h1> <div style="background-color: white; border: 0px currentColor; color: #555555; font-family: georgia, "palatino linotype", palatino, "times new roman", times, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> Singer Harrison Tare Okiri a.k.a. Harrysong, has made an astonishing  revelation about his background. According to the artiste in a recent interview, his parents are siblings and  he is an only child because his parents split up when they discovered that they were related by blood. “My father and mother are actually brother and sister. They gave birth to me before they could realize that. It was a big abomination, so they had to separate. They even attempted to kill my father in that village but he fled, because in Warri where I come from, it is a taboo. They term it incest.”</div>

My Parents are siblings: Harrysong...

My Parents are siblings: Harrysong. Singer Harrison Tare Okiri a.k.a. Harrysong, has made an astonishing  revelation about his background. According to the artiste in a recent interview, his parents are siblings and  he is an only child because his parents split up when they discovered that they we…

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<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-4196112002434450403" itemprop="description articleBody" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.6em; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em;"> <br /></div> <div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-4196112002434450403" itemprop="description articleBody" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.6em; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB0fey2uMFvn-if7V1riGiWTpH5FumOjTB7WH_nwrGYuss0Y_YpQJ7I6x66l7_b5q0oLaDonRppTDWshuxUqdNthPfNf_upp87ohZCk9auDyjRs1Z-LB9NdKIKaEX7qrHTHb_-sGXg5XE/s1600/doc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB0fey2uMFvn-if7V1riGiWTpH5FumOjTB7WH_nwrGYuss0Y_YpQJ7I6x66l7_b5q0oLaDonRppTDWshuxUqdNthPfNf_upp87ohZCk9auDyjRs1Z-LB9NdKIKaEX7qrHTHb_-sGXg5XE/s1600/doc.jpg" width="200" /></a><b>GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.</b><br /> PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL: Well, he kissed me.</b><br /> PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl         <br /> <br /> <b>GIRL: ......Yes!</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top</b>.<br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL:Yes!</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL:Yes!</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL: But, he had sex with me!</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL:.Yes!</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.<br /> <br /> <b>GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.</b><br /> <br /> PSYCHIATRIST:             BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!<br /> <div style="clear: both;"> </div> </div> <div class="post-footer" style="background-color: white; color: #999999; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: 0.1em; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.75em 0px; text-transform: uppercase;"> <div class="post-footer-line post-footer-line-1"> <br /></div> </div>

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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl         GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no …

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STAND BY YOUR MAN

                                              <span style="font-size: large;"><b>           </b></span><br /> During the Monica Lewinsky saga, when the then US president Bill Clinton was found on the frock of Ms Lewinsky and he nearly lost his presidency; the then first lady, Mrs Hilary Clinton, although humiliated, came out to support her man. She was dignified and subtle. Back then feminist were aghast, they could not believe it, how can such an educated woman put up with this? They expected her to give him the boot. Hilary was much wiser than them all. She 'stood by' her husband and remained the first lady till the end of his tenure, went on to become a senator and then Secretary of State under President Obama. She is also in the running for the plum job when Obama is done. She wasn't going to give all that up because of the indiscretion of Bill! She understood that she could not remain as first lady without her husband as president! Republicans were humiliated and defeated.<br /> <br /> Dame Patience too has come out to stand by her man and give him the support she can in this most challenging of times we find ourselves as a nation. One cannot help but have sympathy for the president. The man seems to be overwhelmed and his Mrs knows best what he is going through and that may be why she has come all out. But she needs very good advisers, strategists, friends and counselors at this time more than at any other time. And she needs to take good advise. She must be careful so that her support for her husband does not turn out to be support for his foes. Someone needs to tell the first lady some bitter truths. Do not undermine your husband. Stop setting up parallel courts with him. Her team need to remind her that she is on the world stage and not in the market square in Okrika.<br /> <br />  Patience Jonathan should urgently overhaul her whole team of advisers, media aides, strategists etc, she should sack them all for the ridicule they put the first lady and Nigeria as a whole through. How can they stand by and allow the poor woman make such a harrowing spectacle of herself. Why did you all stand by and let her usurp the powers of her husband publicly. Wives usurp their husbands powers everyday all over the world but it is done discreetly and behind closed doors! The first lady's actions rather than portray her as caring and supportive of her husband; portrays her instead as an overbearing and meddlesome. <br /> <br /> It is a difficult time indeed. Bombs going off everywhere, girls being abducted, women coming out to protest, things seem to be falling apart. But the first lady must be dignified, compassionate and composed through it all and despite it all. She must assure us by her composure, as the closest person to our president, that things are under control, that her husband is on top of things, that he is fully in control, that we should not fear and that we should have confidence in him. What her team should not let her do is to come out and show us that things are falling apart, that the center is no longer holding, that Mr President is about to buckle under the pressure. Her handlers should not let her play into the hands of her husbands' distractors just like Hillary did not play into the hands of the Republicans.<br /> <br /> Dame Jonathan, stand by your man just like Hilary before you did, but please stand within the law and stand dignified.

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                                                          During the Monica Lewinsky saga, when the then US president Bill Clinton was found on the frock of Ms Lewinsky and he nearly lost his presidency; the then first lady, Mrs Hilary Clinton, although humiliated, came out to support her man. She w…

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SisiBunmi: THIS CLOUD OVER OUR HEADS ...

<div style="text-align: left;"> <b>                                                     THIS CLOUD OVER OUR HEADS</b></div> <br> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoPtb9qhGYGVbqVUPnCxg5NuTz7deHLEVRDiaCsikwZrd34TC_zLoFxPArW794F4q4TgWpWv4vuj3wtW5X8SVIzCiPKg1M2cCZwIQ06vpCC2rSj8miw7F6wJ8HYtWgAKRrmwWxlx5v4dE/s1600/cloud.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoPtb9qhGYGVbqVUPnCxg5NuTz7deHLEVRDiaCsikwZrd34TC_zLoFxPArW794F4q4TgWpWv4vuj3wtW5X8SVIzCiPKg1M2cCZwIQ06vpCC2rSj8miw7F6wJ8HYtWgAKRrmwWxlx5v4dE/s1600/cloud.jpg"></a></div> In the after math of yet another explosion and of course more vituperation and condemnation of the 'dastardly' acts, life seem yet again to be returning to normal or is it? My secretary recounted to me how her family was thrown into chaos and confusion this last Thursday, 1st May 2014, on hearing about the explosion in Nyanyan, she told me how her sister started wailing and rolling on the floor, mourning for her husband, how they were trying to console her, trying to be strong for her. Her husband had gone to attend a function very near where the bomb had exploded and his phone was not going through. And so the family was thrust into panic until their loved one called home. Apparently he was safe and unhurt, thank God. Sigh of relief.<br>

SisiBunmi: THIS CLOUD OVER OUR HEADS                       ...

                                                     THIS CLOUD OVER OUR HEADS In the after math of yet another explosion and of course more vituperation and condemnation of the 'dastardly' acts, life seem yet again to be returning to normal or is it? My secretary recounted to me how her family …

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SisiBunmi: Same Same!

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmv2AmGB8xIQNNzNb-O-FT6V-RGEcozWcoVKcH2doMCcxWfvIMakxkf7dZOxOZe4je4v4y2F3WJ8wU2EhEyol9zP-iXxnRapUZOtJ4A6gtT2ILyUpoKaUbRXpBnqVk2slDosvUAdGJbrs/s1600/hammer.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmv2AmGB8xIQNNzNb-O-FT6V-RGEcozWcoVKcH2doMCcxWfvIMakxkf7dZOxOZe4je4v4y2F3WJ8wU2EhEyol9zP-iXxnRapUZOtJ4A6gtT2ILyUpoKaUbRXpBnqVk2slDosvUAdGJbrs/s1600/hammer.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <a href="http://sisbunmi.blogspot.com/2014/05/same-same.html?spref=bl">SisiBunmi: Same same!</a>: "If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"......Abraham Maslow

SisiBunmi: Same Same!

SisiBunmi: Same same!: "If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"......Abraham Maslow…

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SisiBunmi: DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD BODY

<a href="http://sisbunmi.blogspot.com/2014/05/double-wahala-for-dead-body.html?spref=bl">SisiBunmi: DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD BODY</a>: Nigerians, the happiest people on earth or are we? Perhaps we are the most resilient, waxing strong in the face of the most perverse ad...

SisiBunmi: DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD BODY

SisiBunmi: DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD BODY: Nigerians, the happiest people on earth or are we? Perhaps we are the most resilient, waxing strong in the face of the most perverse ad...…

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