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SisiBunmi: You Wanna Bet?

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A little old 
lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She 
insisted that she must speak with the President of the bank before 
opening a savings account. Finally the officers got her into the 
President's office. The President asked her how much she wanted to 
deposit. She says $165,000 and then empties the bag onto his desk. The 
president was surprised and of course curious about how she came by all 
this cash. So he asked her. The old lady answered, "I make bets." 
The President replied, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old lady answered,
 "For example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" says the President, "what a joke. That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet." The old lady says, "But would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the President, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" 
 The little old lady replied, "OK, I will check and if they're not 
square you take $25,000 from my deposit. And since there is a lot of 
money involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow 
at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," said the President. If your lawyer sees, that won't hurt. I have $25,000 to gain. 
 That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a 
long time in front of his mirror checking his balls, turning from side 
to side, again and again. The next morning at 10 AM
 the little old lady appeared at the President's office. She introduced 
the lawyer to the President and repeats the bet, that for $25,000 she 
bets the President's balls are square. The President said they weren't 
square and the  old lady asks him to drop his pants so they could see. 
The President does this. The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she could feel them. "Well, OK" said the President, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." 
 Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the
 wall and he asked the old lady, what was wrong with herr lawyer?" 
She replied, "Nothing, except that I bet $100,000 with him that by 10am 
today I'd have The Bank of America's President's balls in my hands.??? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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SisiBunmi: You Wanna Bet?

A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the President of the bank before opening a savings account. Finally the officers got her into the President's office. The President asked her how much she wanted to deposit. S…

06Nov2013