Now Whats The Word?

<div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: jubilat; font-size: x-large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></b></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwKSODRjptUw5v6apg016vHeJQ8rfoj6ppcs_pXP3iEUeuHeG_QZvHQqjWa3GMkIkPTPpoVlfHG1b40wSJ_8nS1-XBCcIoFH3lctIvQTaQ6C1-rAxuozLswXKA78g7Hd4L295ApG7TK7I/s1600/man+on+drip.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwKSODRjptUw5v6apg016vHeJQ8rfoj6ppcs_pXP3iEUeuHeG_QZvHQqjWa3GMkIkPTPpoVlfHG1b40wSJ_8nS1-XBCcIoFH3lctIvQTaQ6C1-rAxuozLswXKA78g7Hd4L295ApG7TK7I/s1600/man+on+drip.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: jubilat; font-size: x-large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">William: " Doctor I want to be castrated."</b></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: jubilat; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">Doctor: "What on Earth for?"</span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">William: "It's something I've been</span></b></span></div> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."</b></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">Doctor: "OK, but it's against my better judgment."</span></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"></span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><i style="font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">William has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.</i></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #242424; font-weight: bold; line-height: 25.600000381469727px;"><br /></span></span></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.6em;">William: "Hi there, it looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."</span></div> <div style="color: #242424; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 25.600000381469727px; text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="background-color: #f6f6f6; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em; max-width: 30em; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">Patient: "Yeah, I fina</span><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">lly decided I'd like to be circumcised."</span></div> <span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.6em;">William's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!!!!"</span></div> </span>

Now Whats The Word?

William: " Doctor I want to be castrated." Doctor: "What on Earth for?" William: "It's somet...

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