WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a repres…
SHOW ME THE MONEYBaba Ijesha worked all of his life and saved all of his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So when he died, he was stretched out in the casket, the wif…