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WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!

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A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.</div>
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The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.</div>
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She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.</div>
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The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."</div>
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Without a second thought, he takes off after her.</div>
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A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.</div>
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The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.</div>
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On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.</div>
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He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.</div>
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The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.</div>
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She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."</div>
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Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.</div>
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This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.</div>
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So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.</div>
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Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.</div>
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He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.</div>
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"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."</div>
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"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."</div>
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The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"</div>
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He lost 63 pounds that week.</div>

WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there sta...

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SHOW ME THE MONEY

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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large; line-height: 17px;">Baba Ijesha worked all of his life and saved all of his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">So when he died, he was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">"You mean to tell me you put every kobo of his money in the casket with him?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."</span></div>

SHOW ME THE MONEY

Baba Ijesha worked all of his life and saved all of his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die...

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