Now Whats The Word?

William: " Doctor I want to be castrated."

Doctor: "What on Earth for?"

William: "It's something I've been

thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."

Doctor: "OK, but it's against my better judgment."

William has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.

William: "Hi there, it looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

Patient: "Yeah, I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised."

William's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!!!!"